Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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