Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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