we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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