just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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