you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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