and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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