anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
