oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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