honey bunches of taint.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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