The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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