How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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