So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's like iHOP with fire
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
