I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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