I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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