so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
