Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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