Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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