Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
why do cheetos always look like penises
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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