so explain again why im purple
no
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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