Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
