I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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