at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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