My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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