Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize