Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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