you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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