she pinky promised me she was 18
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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