is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You are a genius and a whore.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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