you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
