it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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