I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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