We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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