Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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