How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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