Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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