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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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