wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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