Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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