PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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