I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
