therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
