the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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