just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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