it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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