Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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