Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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