did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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