I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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