so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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