i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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