I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
