Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
tell me about the eggs
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