i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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