You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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